3 questions

Many nights after putting Olive to bed she will come out of her bedroom, peek out from the stairs and impart some wisdom. Last night was an instant classic.

She said, "I've got three things to say:
Number 1: Why do I have two Slinky Dogs?
Number 2: When is Santa coming again?
Number 3: Why when I get up in the morning and see the trees is it not time to get up on the Hello Kitty clock?"

Molly and I could hardly stop laughing to answer.